- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock knock. Its open.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you call a black man? Rob

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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