- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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