- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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