- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A man penetrates another man.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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