- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

knock knock... ...no answer

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How does a black guy die? Unknown

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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