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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A miserable man committed suicide.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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