- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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