A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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