A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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