- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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