Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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