- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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