What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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