Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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