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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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