What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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