- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

asians have slitted eyes lol

class is canceled. My professor died.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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