Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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