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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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