Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Take part of what?

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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