What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Take part of what?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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