How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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american idol

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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