- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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