- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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