- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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