How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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