What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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