One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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sky silverstein

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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