- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

"knock knock" "Come in"

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead