- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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