Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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autistic kids rock

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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