- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's 1+1? 69.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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