- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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