- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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