Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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