- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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