- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

FOX News: Fair and balanced

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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