- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.