- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??