- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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