whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

12 in general

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Fat? Jesse Z

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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