Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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