Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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