What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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