Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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