- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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