- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

whats gay and american? a gay american

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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