What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than this That :(

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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