Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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