- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

antonio has a penis head.lol

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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