What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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