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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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