- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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