Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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