whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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