- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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