What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

this website is a bad joke

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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