- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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