Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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