- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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