- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

You know what's funny? Rape

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

God is real.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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