Knock knock It's open, come in

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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