- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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