- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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