What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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