- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I wrote a funny joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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