Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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