a black man walks out of popeyes

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jews

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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A storm be brewin!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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John lazzaro likes dick

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