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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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