- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your mom.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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