- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

The chickens have become self-aware!

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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