Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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