A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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i'm hard

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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