What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Anti Joke

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