- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

haha black people :D

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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