- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

GOODBYE

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A bar walks into a man

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........