A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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