Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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