- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Maths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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