- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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