whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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