How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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i'm hard

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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