A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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How you know when dislextic

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Dumb

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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