- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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