Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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bangers and mash?

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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