An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Jesus Christ

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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