- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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