How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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stinky boner

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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hello

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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