What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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