- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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