- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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