Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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