- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

knock knock? come in

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

u know whats a crime? rape

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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