- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

womens rights

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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