Jesus Christ

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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