- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How you know when dislextic

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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