why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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knock knock Goodbye

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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