Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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