A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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