- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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