- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

My mom

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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