Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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