What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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