- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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