Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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