- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

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