Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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cool

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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