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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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