- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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