This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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