- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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