When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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